It’s an age old condition-insomnia. Insomnia is defined as the chronic inability to fall asleep or remain asleep for an adequate length of time. While many teenagers claim that they have insomnia and can’t sleep, the real question is: is it insomnia or is it just being a teenager? The majority of teenagers are not well known for time management. I’m not an exception to this. I look down at the clock and think “12:30 am? Wow, I’m not tired at all, where did the time go?!” and while this may serve me decently the night of, the next morning when I can’t drag myself out of my bed, I tend to wish it had gone differently. And yet, I always seem to continue to do that same thing every night. So there’s that question. Am I not feeling tired because of a sleep disorder, or am I not tired…

Okay, I guess I’ll come to terms with it. I just have to accept it now, with a deep breath. That’s right, I’ve caught it…ONE DIRECTION INFECTION!!! Unfortunately, I seem to have become just as obsessed with the Pop culture boy band as every single pre-pubescent girl across the world. It started with lifting weights to the catchy lyrics “You’re insecure, don’t know what for” and has morphed into the brain food for fanfictions and daydreams galore. How could this have happened to me?! Me, the crazy alt-girl with artificial holes in her face and the scary black line of makeup around her eyes! I just don’t understand it! Is it the catchy beat? Maybe the sappy lyrics? Possibly the fun personalities of the five boys? At least, the personalities they show on interviews and whatnot. Honestly, their lyrics have no depth or meaning. They’re cliche love songs, like “If…